lolzpicx: In the Daytime: At Night:
do cheerleaders in american highschools actually wear their cheerleading outfits all the time or is it just a massive media conspiracy
ohshiitakemushrooms: Can Robert Downey Jr. and Johnny Depp star in a live action The Road to El Dorado together?
Parents: Don't forget to make us proud
Friends: Don't forget to socialize
Teachers: Don't forget to get A's
Strangers: Don't forget to blend in
Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good
Society: Don't forget to be perfect
Tumblr: Fuck the world, at least you haven't murdered somebody today
Tumblr: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.
mmspectreon: im-being-sarcastic-of-course: I am just so dreadfully sorry if you do not watch eurovision because you don’t understand on Saturday Europe goes to war
jebiwonkenobi: When I was little I thought being an adult meant not having a bed time but I’ve come to realize that it just means being in charge of my own bed time and it turns out that I am not equipped to handle that responsibility.
nigerian: [singing in shower] [simon cowell appears] “its a no from me”